Dear Nicholson 5:
Our Champion has been chosen.
After a few days (or minutes) of trials, one athlete stood out above others and natural ability prevailed.
Training is expected to begin this week between episodes of barney and chasing the dogs. Training will include balancing on the couch, bouncing on daddy's stomach(hopefully avoiding incidental injury to the old man), jumping over toys, falling off the 'big ball', laughing uncontrollably, and screaming loudly and without reason as often as possible.
To fully prepare for the Beach Ball Challenge, a steady diet of macaroni & cheese, some chicken & french fries, as well as several cups of applie juice a day will complete the needed nutritional requirements.
Since concrete ponds are limited in East TN, we will be utilizing our top secret "Tiger Training" facility.
Since concrete ponds are limited in East TN, we will be utilizing our top secret "Tiger Training" facility.
Team Morris officially accepts the Nicholson Beach Ball Challenge.
We look forward to the competition (no old people allowed),
Coach Keely
1 comment:
This kid is good. No hands AND sitting upright. We should be able to take the old people in no time with these kind of tricks.
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